2004-07-18 - 10:49 p.m.

not much has really been going on. dave, corey and i went to the mall the other day, but nothing really interesting happened. its bluefield, what are ya gonna do?

i ate some bad cheese last night and i felt really sick so i went to sleep and i had a crazy crazy dream. so its story time kiddies...

ok, so a bunch of us decide we're gonna break into the community center and spend the night there. the dream opens with michael, katie, ethan and i sitting near the side door. brianna and emily o. came up to the door and told me to disable the alarm so they could get in. i looked at the alarm and there was a lever and a button. the lever looked like a fire alarm so i did what i thought was the logical thing and pressed the button. the alarm went off and emily and brianna came in. now instead of doing the smart thing and leaving we all paniced and ran around screaming. good fun. i got split up from the group(this is where things get a little weird) and i came across an old lady with a bunch of chickens so naturally, i took one. so i'm running around with this chicken and then it turned into a dog. i decide i'm gonna keep the dog, but i can't figure out what to name him so everytime i talked to him thoughout the rest of the dream he had a different name like skippy or steve. i think i even called him lightswitch at one point. i don't know why, but i did. so the cops show up and they've got snipers and stuff and after some gun play and slow motion fight scenes they finally catch us all. then this lady came out of nowhere and said "i think you should let them go." the cops all looked at each other and said "ok." so they let us go. next thing i know, i'm in my church with the dog and the pastor and the choir director are just hangin out. i decided i should call my mom and tell her what happened. she didn't get mad til i said i had a dog and then she said she was on her way to come get me. i didn't feel like waiting around on her so i started walking home. the dog and i came across a squirrel on the sidewalk who just sat there laughing at us and we just stood there trying to figure out why a squirrel was laughing at us. then out of nowhere, this tree fell on me and there were no trees around at all. the squirrel scurried off and i sent the dog to go get help. i layed there for quite a while and then the dog came back with taylor(taylor is randy's cousin that came up here to visit last january for those of you that don't know). i said "hey taylor, i'm under a tree." and she said "silly brettster." and she lifted the tree off me and tossed it aside. then (sorry about this) we made out and then a car alarm woke me up.

that dream baffles me.

song of the day(1): the horrorpops - "drama queen"

song of the day(2): millencolin - "material boy"

quote of the day: "the gauntlet has been thrown. where's waldo? i accept your challenge and i shall find waldo to prove that i am better than you." -michael ian black

audios.