2005-01-18 - 9:53 p.m.

"i need all the guns you've got. your town is overrun with fucking monsters."

"sure, we can do that. how much are you looking to spend?"

"spend?"

"i can't just give you guns. then i'd have to give everybody guns. i'm trying to make a living here."

"i'm trying to continue living. so, maybe you didn't see my coupon. let's see what it says. oh, look at that! everything in the store free, or i fucking kill you. one day only!"

"wow, that's uh...that's a pretty good coupon."

Kip Dynamite
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	Stop kidding yourself; It's because you're so goddamn ugly.

Billy's Weird...cat...thing tells your fortune!

ouch...

song of the day(1): pat benetar - "love is a battlefield"

song of the day(2): sum 41 - "no reason"

song of the day(3): atom and his package - "meatball"

quote of the day: "you stole our song, now we rock your face!" -atom and his package - "shopping spree"

i'll post a real entry later. i love you all!